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Ray thinks it's mauve. He claims mauve is a manlier color.
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I grew up in a dusty house, and I live in a dusty house. My kids don't seem to care. Apron? You own one? That is what old t-shirts are for. If the boys and I are baking and making a mess, I might tuck a dish towel into my waistband.
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I would prefer to find the seat up any day, over option #3. A man who chooses #3 deserves to be served with divorce papers.
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 04-10-08 AT 06:18PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Those look like weenie guns. The shirt looks like something the Village People would wear. Also, his hair is girlie. Edit: I take all of that back. Paul is m…
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I believe facts are important too, but I also believe that Joannie posted this because of the sentiment. I'll let her speak for herself.
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Frank, does it matter if it's factual? Can't speak for Joannie, but I believe she meant to relay the [b]spirit[/b] of the message.
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Or you could just threaten to roundhouse drop kick them straight into the ground. Seems to work. x:D
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Personally, I'm a fan of the green dog and Irish friendship chain emails. Oh, and the one with all the roses. Makes me feel loved and remembered.
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Notice the artist's name is Larry Van Pelt. I wonder if he's related to Linus and Lucy. I have refrained from sending the picture to anyone so far, but only because I don't know how to email it from here. Why don't you do that for me? Once your…
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If you look reeeeeallly carefully at the clown's name tag, you'll see his first name starts with a "P" and his last name starts with a "K." The little girl looks nervous and is very noticeably leaning away from creepy Mr. Clown.
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I need friends who are equally sickened by that stuff, so they don't send it to me.
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I think next I shall post some sickingly sweet pictures of kittens. Just yesterday a friend sent photos with captions such as "meow meow I so tiwed. I need nap." Swear to dog, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.
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Detroit is considered to be "midwest?" I guess anything not on an actual coast or ends up in that catch-all description. Far as I can tell, my friends and family in Omaha, which is pretty much dead center of the country, have not become bitter, co…
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Well dang. I am as nice as pie every day. I say one snarky little thing, was clearly playing around, and now you don't want to be my friend any more. Fine. Everyone is invited to my party except for Paul.
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When I do occasionally kick you around, I apologize shortly after, or at least say something nice to make up for it. Does that count?
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And minty fresh.
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Sigh. Look what I've caused, although it's always been there, I just nudged it back to the surface. Paul, I find you thoroughly enjoyable, and by that I mean your humor and personality. No snickering at all. Frank, I just thought it was funny to…
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I am so glad Rita popped in. I was fully prepared to just ignore the prepubescents until they found something else to occupy their time, like loogies, bugs, and mud puddles. Frankenweiner and P-boy were having so much fun on their own! x:D
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Sigh.
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Working on a snappy response. Will get back with you eventually. x:-8
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Rita is smart enough to know that it WAS a personal shot, therefore she is ignoring it, as any intelligent adult will do around smart-alecky children. Ray, my HR moniker says nothing about Phoenix, it simply says AZ. Just like yours says nothing a…
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I'm not from Phoenix. Just say you think I am smart, witty, and thoroughly enjoyable. I will simply say thank you.
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Steaks, a better answer would have been "and I do not consider you an idiot, not even a partial one." What is left unsaid speaks loudest. x:-)
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At this risk of sounding like a complete idiot, I have to ask it. There really was a license required at one time? How would an agency possibly enforce that? Forced adoption? Wait, are we even talking about reproducing human beings, or are we ta…
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Right after a license is required to reproduce. Priorities, you know.
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My dad also sends offensive stuff that makes me laugh and blush at the same time. Then I delete them. My mom says it's because I'm in HR. In her defense, she refuses to forward friendship chain emails. She, however, is addicted to the "reply-to…
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Be careful what you ask for, P-diddy. My dad is wonderful, but I think his email censor brain cell has passed its expiration date. He sends everything, whether it's funny or not. And he sends them to both my work and personal email addresses, som…
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My dad SENT this to me.
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OK, I didn't smile, because I thought it was kind of stupid, but I have to admit that I DID try and touch all my teeth with my tongue. I succeeded. Shut up, Ray.
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I just had a gag reflex.